Just imagine it. You're barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills? You're too terrified to make any quick decisions
We've known for a while now that a zombie attack would soon be upon us. How we could not? There have simply been way too many signs -- Bill Clinton openly partying with porn stars instead of in the privacy of his own home (just kidding, there's no proof... yet), women are taking naked strolls through stores, and, probably the biggest hint of them all, the Hannibal Lecter-style Florida zombie attack.
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