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The Zombie Tarot: Your Key to Surviving the Apocalypse

Jo Pincushion — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:35:47 +0000

Just imagine it. You’re barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills? You’re too terrified to make any quick decisions. What are you going [...]

Florida Zombie Attack — Cops Find Naked Man Gnawing on Victim's Face

Nick Romano — Thu, 31 May 2012 01:30:04 +0000

We've known for a while now that a zombie attack would soon be upon us. How we could not? There have simply been way too many signs -- Bill Clinton openly partying with porn stars instead of in the privacy of his own home (just kidding, there's no proof... yet), women are taking naked strolls through stores, and, probably the biggest hint of them all, the Hannibal Lecter-style Florida zombie attack.

Prep For The Zombie Apocalypse With Shooting Targets That Bleed

kthorjensen — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 01:55:06 +0000

If you’re worried that your murdering skills won’t be up to snuff for the zombie apocalypse, invest in some Bleeding Zombie Targets. Unlike your everyday shooting range targets that just sort of sit there while you pump them full of lead, these life-size three-dimensional tactical mannequins from Zombie Industries are manufactured using a proprietary process [...]