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Dual Booze Backpack Perfect For Putting Your Alcoholism on Display

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Just in time for the holidays, the gift that keeps on giving…128 ounces per container.

Behold the booze backpack! It’s a marvel of 21st century ingenuity. It has two gravity fed four quart containers attached to long straws that all strap to your back. This is not your typical alcoholic beer hat.

The possibilities are endless. A nice IPA in the left with a festive holiday brew in the right. Perhaps a Jack and Coke in one barrel with a nice Chardonnay for the ladies in the other.

With this portable bar hitched to your back, there will be no question where the party is at. In our pants!

Sorry, force of habit. We meant to say “on our backs.”

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