Name: Anime Anne

Occupation: Pediatrician

Interests: Body art, kids, Japanese Anime, body modification, being spanked, being bitten and Pottery Barn.

Hobbies: S&M, bondage, animation and freaking out men.

5 Things I Can't Live Without: morning dew, anti-bacterial ointment (for tattoos and... other infections), Japanese animetal music, 'America's Funniest Home Videos' and my dog Sparkles McBarker.

The First Thing People Notice About Me Is: The little feet sticking out of my Daisy Dukes... OMG! They're so jealous!

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