Names: The Mouseketeers (of Your Deepest Fears).

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Occupations: Co-owners of a local dog-walking and obedience training business.

Hobbies: Puppy play (playing with puppies), BDSM puppy play (Google it), weekly visits to Disneyland, obedience and agility training.

5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Long walks, leather, new socks, treats, and vaccinations.

Skills: Being alphas, curling up by the fire, rewarding good behavior.

Their Motto: "No, really: Who is a good boy?"

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