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Tommy Two-Tone — Hot Mess of the Day

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Name: Tommy Two-Tone

Location: Newark, NJ

Occupation: Professional leather sofa-impersonator, cab driver.

Hobbies: Getting spray-tans with a bag over his head, olympic weight lifting, smirking triumphantly.

5 Things He Can’t Live Without: Self-tanner for touch-ups, his Criterion Collection copy of ‘The Incredibles’ on DVD, The Paleo Diet Cookbook, a sharp razor, and a good strong watch-tan line.

Skills: Carbo-loading, winning games of hide and seek at Wilson Leather, and karaoke.

His Motto: “Tommy Two-Tone will take you to town!” (His cab company’s slogan)

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