Tuin The Pink — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Unendorsed High school baseball mascot and guardian of nightmares
Hobbies: Causing foul balls, clearing stadiums, costume design.
3 Things He Can’t Live Without: Pink lycra, fetlife.com, forgiveness.
Skills: Trapping, making smoothies, and charming the ladies.
His Motto: “...And one in the stink!"