Wipe Your Butt with Twitter Toilet Paper
People often tweet in the ‘heat of the moment’ to vent, never thinking where their message will end up online. It’s a PR rep’s nightmare. But, now those reps have a new concern.
Thanks to Sh*tter, you can take your tweets offline in the form of toilet paper. When someone brags about their tweets you can respond with, “I’ll wipe my @ss with them!” and rest easy knowing you’re not a liar.
The company claims on its website that it will take one or more feeds from your Twitter account and turn it into four rolls of toilet paper, delivered straight to your door. All for the low price $35.
If you think your tweets don’t stink, they soon will.