Val Keil is the kind of girl you want to bring home to meet your mother. And your friends. And anyone you've ever met in your whole life, just so you can hear them all gasp in astonishment at just how in the hell you managed to pull this girl. The onetime Playmate and full-time hottie even loves working with wood, so, uh, you can make your own joke about that. Or build a deck with her, whatever man.