Allow us to introduce you to Vesta, a 23-year-old who lost her virginity on the 'stinkiest couch to my best friend.' Yikes...

Being "professionally awesome" as an occupation (according to her profile) isn't easy. But our guess is that Vesta gets by just fine. She's an immense lover of music, it seems punk music in particular, given her liking of groups such as Blink-182, Green Day, Rancid and Alkaline Trio. Another give away is that her fantasy is anything having to do with Tom Delonge... and a jar of pickles. Nope, that's no joke.

Name: Vesta Suicide

Age: 23

Location: Ontario, Canada

Stats: 32D

Gets Me Hot: Filling out my profile information, Ryan Reynolds and cheap cologne

Favorite Position: The Frilly Banana - but they're all good.

I Am Looking For: Whoever comes along

5 Things I Can't Live Without: Days filled with sunshine, ear kisses, Lubriderm rubs, romance and birth control.

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