Who knew cutting a piece of meat could be so...so...well, interesting?

This waiter puts on the most amazing display with a knife since [FILL IN YOUR JOKE ABOUT O.J./MOVIE MASS MURDERER HERE].

He cuts the steak with a swiftness parents only wished they had when divvying up meat for their kids.

Yup, this dude's got skillz. And, yes, that's with a 'z' because a simple 's' doesn't really portray just how nifty this trick is.