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Nipples at the Met

Nipples are naughty, unless they are attached to million dollar works of art, then they are just expensive and always very cold. Permanent turkey timers!

Check out this new Tumblr, ‘Nipples at the Met‘ that collects extreme close-up shots of various nipples on statues at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. There are hundreds of photos to browse and it’s kind of like going to the museum without the admission price and really fancy bathrooms. That wasn’t a bathroom? It was a piece of art? Well then we just artistically told everyone what we think of it.

The only negative about this blog is that it never explains if we’re looking at male or female nips. That could get rather awkward during alone time. “Oh, wow, those are some amazing areolas [camera pulls back] OH MY GOD IS THAT THE STATUE OF DAVID!?!”

Nipples at the Met
Nipples at the Met

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