Boobs.

Now that we have your attention, we feel it's our duty to let you know they serve a very important purpose beyond giving men something to look at online while pretending to work.

This woman manages to crush a beer can in one fell swoop with her breasts. The video is called "My sister's new party trick" and we're pretty sure that's right on the money. If she pulls this off at a party, she's guaranteed to get at least a dozen guys interested.

Now, we just gotta find a way to get invited to the next party where she'll be showing off her talent.