You know how superheros and people who can kill with just their pinky are always told to "control their gifts" and use them only when absolutely necessary? We agree. We also think, if you've got the natural gift to kick the crap out of people, you should practice that gift on intimate objects. Just to stay sharp.

Check out UFC lightweight contender Anthony "Showtime" Pettis scramble a carton of eggs using only a series of roundhouse kicks. We're sure he'd like to practice on some faces.

We like our eggs over easy but we don't think that's an option in this case.