Because Valentine's Day is sooo last week, we'd like to introduce you to a new Web app that allows you to tell people why you dumped them: Wot Went Wrong.

Wot Went Wrong is simple. Your ex- sends you a nice email, text message or Facebook message asking for a reason why the two of you stopped dating. You are given a predefined set of reasons to choose from in handy categories like Physical, Lifestyle and more. Or, you can respond by writing in your own reason. Something like:

"I am sorry, but I don't think the world is run by giant lizards cloaked as people. …K. Thanks. Bye."

Or whatever; it's your choice. Wot Went Wrong sends the info in the form back and voila: it's not on you; it's on them.

Now all you have to do is remember your Match.com password.