This impressive show of strength and balance could’ve gone terribly, voice-changingly wrong.

This guy does a split on two chairs...while lifting 100 pounds over his head. One slip and he suffers a groin injury that leaves him talking at a pitch that makes dogs head spin upside down.

That, and his manhood remains on the floor while the rest of him stands up.

This is pretty amazing and we don’t even want to know how ugly it was when he tried and failed.

Can you imagine what it would’ve been like if he completed this and later realized no one had hit “record?” No? Just us? Well, now you are thinking about it and it’s pretty funny. Admit it.