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We’re Sorry to Break it to You, But Your Grandparents Love Boning

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We hate to be the one to tell you this, but it has come to our attention that old people are having a lot of sex. Why the hell else would these four be smiling like this?

The NY Post recently reported that the top three websites for getting some late-in-life love  (Ourtime.com, Senior People Meet, and Senior Meet) have seen a surge in activity, noting a combined 4 million users between the three sites. What’s worse — gulp — STD rates among those eligible for an AARP card has doubled in the past decade.

68-year-old widow Judy Tatman reports that she’s had dates with over two dozen suitors since joining the online dating community, and has received shirtless mirror pics from more than a few classy Baby Boomer gents (one bold fellow pulled a Bret Favre and snapped a picture of his uh, “cane”).

Just goes to show that the more things change, the more they stay the same.  Now aren’t you glad you taught your grandma/grandpa how to use the internet? We’d give anything for Will Smith to come around right now and pull one of these, so we can forget what we just learned:

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