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What Are the 2 Worst Words a Dude Can Hear?


Words have power. Is anything more ulcer-inducing than the relationship-white flag-waving “We need to talk?”

Sometimes, though you don’t need four words to make spines chill. Yeah, you can freak out a guy in as little as two words (although you can psyche a man up in two words, as well), which, of course, begs the question: what are the two most frightening words a guy can possibly hear?

We have some thoughts.

  • “President Trump”
  • “Not insured”
  • “The cops”
  • “You smell”
  • “I’m pregnant”
  • “Dad’s home”
  • “Internet’s out”
  • “Cleveland ¬†Browns”
  • “Gluten-free”
  • “Chick flick”

What do you think? What are some words that, when paired together, can make a man become a boy and slither in fear, anger or disdain? Surely, there are some that will cause you to shiver, right?

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