#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words Is a Deep Dive Into Our Wretched Selves
Be honest — the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you’ve got issues.
Twitter exploded Friday with the hashtag #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words. Presumably unattached people jumped at the chance to explain just why they’re all alone.
Their candor is refreshing, so maybe this will help them break through and meet that special someone. Then again, this is the Internet age — these bachelors and bachelorettes may be more focused on getting retweets and likes than they are getting phone numbers in the hopes of meeting the love of their lives.
We’re actually pretty surprised that no one wrote “too much time tweeting,” since, you know, they’re all pecking away on a keyboard instead of swiping right or finally caving in and going on those blind dates their grandmothers have been pestering them about since they hit puberty.
Mentally dating fictional characters. #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words
— Reuven Eoghan (@reuveneoghan) September 29, 2017
I can’t date food. #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words
— Jenni Jules (@Jenni_Marie8819) September 29, 2017
#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words wanna love myself first
— Alexandra (@bellaalex_) September 29, 2017
— Swinging Becky K (@BeckyKilled) September 29, 2017
Mentally marrying a celebrity.
— Malak Moukhtar (@malak_moukhtar) September 29, 2017
#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words – I can't date myself
— daniella (@dgrambone01) September 29, 2017
#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words Wife won't allow dating
— Taylor Wright (@mynamehear) September 29, 2017
These hoes ain’t loyal #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words
— Bradley McCartney (@bradleydmc) September 29, 2017
prefer watching Netflix alone #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words
— Bubbles (@kingshizzup) September 29, 2017
— ∞ℒ.Π.Δ-ℳ. ∞ (@leana3112) September 29, 2017
#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words Ryan Gosling is married
— Kerry Tedder (@KeshaTedder) September 29, 2017
— Josh H(Viper) (@mr_viper69) September 29, 2017
— BenGarrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) September 29, 2017
I hate nice guys. #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words
— Allie (@alliemacs) September 29, 2017
— Jubella (@iamlisanoelle) September 29, 2017
My legs are closed
— shenell walker (@cocoashenell) September 29, 2017
Not into the drama #WhyImStillSingleIn4Words
— Lisa Hickman (@lisaevon4191) September 29, 2017
— Paulie Walnuts (@paulierules) September 29, 2017
#WhyImStillSingleIn4Words Imaginary friend friendzoned me
— Kerry Ghostedder (@KeshaTeddy) September 29, 2017