When Will Ferrell breaks out the fake mustache, you just know that he has something ridiculous planned.

The man behind Ron Burgundy and Frank the Tank showed up to last night's Lakers game wearing a lip sweater and a scowl, ready to dispense harsh justice to any fan who stepped out of line. Unfortunately for NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal, that meant either giving up his courtside seats or facing Ferrell's wrath.

We knew that Will had some crime-fighting experience, but taking down the most physically dominant basketball player in NBA history without so much as a struggle? That's intimidation at its finest.

By the way, Ferrell's red security guard jacket featured a name tag that read, "Ted Vagina." It certainly wouldn't be the first time that a vagina stopped a guy from watching a game.