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5 of the Worst Christmas Movies Ever Made

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Christmas is supposed to be a special time with friends and family. It’s when you can all kick back and watch some great movies, though not every Christmas movie is a classic. Movie ticket website Fandango polled customers to come up with the ultimate holiday flop, and now have a list of the worst Christmas movies ever made. Get ready, brace yourself for the worst. Here’s the Top 5 Worst Christmas Movies, in my book:


Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

 
 

Sadly, this movie has been brought up more than once this year -- we've seen this featured as one of the weirdest Christmas movies ever, but it’s also pretty bad, too.

 

Jingle All the Way

 
 

Arnold Schwarzenegger + Trying to be a great family man = Fail. Sadly this gem was the last movie for the late great Phil Hartman.

 

Santa With Muscles

 
 

An evil millionaire (played by Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then believes that he is Santa Claus… oh, brother.

 

Ernest Saves Christmas

 
 

Who better to help Santa Claus search for his successor than Ernest?

 

Home Alone 3

 
 

Let’s take the same plot we’ve done twice, change the family, keep a redheaded mom, and add chicken pox. Boom, movie gold!

 

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