Worst Sports Tattoos — Artur Boruc’s Monkey Butt

You probably don't know who Artur Boruc is, unless you are related to him or happen to have Polish soccer league games streamed to your PC. If that's the case, you really should get out more, and the police would like to check your freezer for severed heads.

While Artur Boruc's monkey butt tattoo isn't a sports-themed tattoo, it is a tattoo on an athlete. And it's so spectacularly terrible that it's brilliant.

Just take a navel, let a little hair grow and etch an ankle-grabbing monkey on the stomach so that it looks like your belly-button is his tailpipe. Tattoos like this monkey-butt ink are a good reason why people getting tattoos should be given both a breathalyzer and an intelligence test when they arrive at the tattoo parlor.