Roberta Puddles — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Roberta Puddles
Occupation: “Phone actress”
Spends Her Free Time: You’re lookin’ at it.
Interests: Modeling rain couture, challenging horrified strangers to puddle jumping contests, posing for photos with new friends.
Skills: Making people feel comfortable.
Into: Translucent garments, positive body image, parking lots and ’50 Shades of Grey.’
Not Into: The cops.
6 Things She Can’t Live Without: Freedom, sun showers, hugs, her galoshes collection, Dairy Queen and her public defender.
Her Motto: “No umbrella, no problem. Know umbrella, know problem.”
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