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‘You Can Touch My Boobies’ Won’t Get Out of Our Hands…Um…Head

Every guy remembers the sheer torture of being a young man blossoming into puberty. The body and mind were slaves to the uncontrolled hormones. Plus there was no internet! 

Comedian-musician Rachel Bloom, who previously brought us the brilliant ode to late sci-fi writer Ray Bradbury perfectly encapsulates the mind of the prepubescent boy with her latest video ‘You Can Touch My Boobies.’

Bloom wrote on her YouTube page for the video that she was inspired to write a song about those oh-so-awkward young years after re-reading her diary written by her 12-year-old self. She said the awkward descriptions of sex struck her as funny.

We were inspired by reading our old childhood journals. We were inspired to seek professional help.

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