Donald Deane has held a variety of jobs, including college English teacher, newspaper reporter/editor, internet project manager, dishwasher and dogcatcher. He now writes exclusively and has contributed to AOL TV and Moviefone among others.
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Bad News — We Have Diabetes Now From Just Hearing About Sugar Puffs Cereal Beer
Back in college, we once tried out the beer and cereal combo when we were out of milk, and it did NOT go well. Thankfully, an amateur brewer armed with actual knowledge has found the perfect way to merge the two by creating beer made from Sugar Puffs cereal. Finally, a way to get tanked at breakfast.
Florida Man Arrested for Giving Strangers Wedgies
When you're a kid in school, doling out wedgies might land you in detention at worst. But as some 18-year-old knucklehead in Florida recently learned, its a totally different story when you're an adult.
Dream Come True/We’re About to Become Obese — Introducing Alcoholic Root Beer
Since high-quality, legit Root Beer is made through a fermentation process almost identical to the one used to brew regular beer, we've always been a little miffed that it doesn't actually contain any alcohol. Our booze motto is: "if it could, it should," even though we've found exceptions -- "Gin Milk" turned out to be pretty disgusting, who knew? Thanks to Sprecher Brew thoug
Cee-Lo Green Describes His ‘Perfect Night’ on MTV2’s ‘Guy Code’
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Season 3 of 'Guy Code,' MTV2's original series that chronicles what it's like to be a dude through talking head-style commentary, comedic sketches and field segments, premieres tonight at 11pm. But we've got a preview of what you can expect from the upcoming season right here.
Watch an Awesome Shot-for-Shot Recreation of ‘Toy Story’ Using Actual Toys
Surely there's no way to improve upon Pixar's 'Toy Story,' right? Wrong. Two megafans found a way to make it even more awesome by recreating the movie shot-for-shot using actual toys. They began the project more than two years ago and now, after much hard work, it's finally finished!
New App Lets You Gaze 10 Years Into Your Boozy Future
If the threat of blackouts and liver failure isn't enough to turn you into a teetotaler, then this new photo app, which simulates the physical effects of alcohol abuse over a period of 10 years, just might.
Guess Which US City Watches the Most Porn?
Proving once and for all that sex and politics go hand-in-hand, a recent infographic by Buzzfeed says that residents of our nation's capital, Washington D.C., watched more porn in 2012 than any other state. Um, good job?
Do You Drink Beer Because You’re Addicted to Hops?
We've always been under the impression that people drink beer because it's awesome, but a new article suggests that hops addiction may actually be a real thing. Someone should tell these "scientists" that buzz-kills are rude.
MIT Student Invents Ice That Tattles on Binge Drinkers
When it comes to ice, we only want it to do one thing -- make our drinks cold. We certainly don't want it to snitch to our friends after we've had one too many. But a MIT student has invented exactly that -- digital ice that monitors how quickly someone is drinking and sends out an alert when they've hit their limit.
Enjoy This Gourmet Pasta Dish For a Mere $2,000
When it comes to pasta, we generally eat the dry, from-the-box variety. So, this extravagant gourmet dish from Bice restaurant in midtown Manhattan really looks like something we can sink our teeth into. Now if only we had $2,013 to afford it. Seriously, that's more than we have under our race car bed mattress.
Father Hires Online Hitmen to Virtually ‘Kill’ Video Game-Addicted Son
There are all sorts of ways to treat someone for video game addiction, but a father in China got truly creative when he hired in-game assassins to virtually kill his son every time he played.
Watch This Redhead in a Low Cut Top Go For a Bouncy Ride
If you're anything like us, then you'll agree that well-endowed chicks and fast cars go together better than beer and pretzels. Kudos, then, to the folks at 'High Tech Corvette' for once again merging the two in a one-minute jigglefest.
Swedish TV Channel Accidentally Broadcasts Porn During Live News
We love porn as much as the next guy, but there are times when it just isn't appropriate; say, during a live TV broadcast. And yet, a 24-hour Swedish news channel showed an adult film for a full 10 minutes before someone had the bright idea to turn it off. That's funny, we always thought "Swedish erotica" meant something different.
U.S. Navy PSA About the Dangers of Bath Salts is Absolutely Frightening
For anyone toying with the idea of getting high on bath salts, don't do it! According to this terrifying PSA from the U.S. Navy, doing so will make you steal french fries, vomit, suck at bowling and listen to dubstep.
Drunk Guy Steals Ambulance and Goes for a Joyride and Also Look How Scary His Face Is
In the past, we've told you about the liquored up bar brawler who cried for his mommy and an inebriated Norwegian tourist who passed out on an airport conveyor belt. Now comes an intoxicated man who stole an ambulance in the middle of an emergency call and went for a joyride.
Stripper Arrested After Doing ‘Performance Art’ on Busy Highway
There's no doubt that stripping is entertaining, but is it art? A scantily clad woman recently caused a commotion on a busy road in Florida in the name of performance art, but that didn't stop her from getting arrested and charged with battery and criminal mischief.
Worst Bank Robber Ever Caught While Masturbating on Sidewalk
As any guy knows, the need for, um, release can sometimes be powerful and all-consuming. But there are probably better times to choke the chicken than in the aftermath of a bank robbery. Just sayin'.
Sister Accidentally Shoots and Kills Brother While Posing for Facebook Photo
In a tragic example of why guns, alcohol and social media don't mix, a woman accidentally shot and killed her brother while posing for a Facebook photo early in the morning on New Year's Day.
Dubai Celebrates New Year With an Insane Fireworks Show
New York's Times Square may be the most famous destination in the world to ring in the new year, but it's got nothing on Dubai, which held a massive New Year's extravaganza culminating in an insanely ornate fireworks display.
New Research Says Women Can Drink Men Under the Table
As if we needed further evidence of their scary superpowers, new research shows that women can drink alcohol much faster than men. Cheers, ladies. Is there anything you can't do?