Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs
Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don't know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Katrina Darling is Hot! Check Out Kate Middleton’s Cousin in Playboy
Back in July, we asked "Will Kate Middleton's Sexy Cousin Undress for Playboy?" We really hope you weren't waiting on an answer, but if you were, you can now continue with the rest of your summer: the answer is "yes."
Sit, Eat and Poop at Chinese Toilet Restaurant
A restaurant in Beijing, China has taken "gastro-pub" to the next level with a scatalogical-themed eatery.
Pam Anderson Vows ‘No More Sex’
Pamela Anderson is swearing off men... until she's done with this season on ABC's 'Dancing with the Stars'.
Man Pees on Woman Who Rejected Him at Bar
What's the saying about other fish in the sea? If a woman turns you down, don't worry... pee on her leg? Is that it? That's apparently what a drunken man in Colorado thought when he was rejected at a bar.
Arcade Claw Machines are Rigged — Please Fake Like You’re Shocked
An arcade owner and operator in central California admitted, in an IAMA session on Reddit, that those addictive claw machines — wherein you endlessly attempt to grab a plush toy, fake sports jersey or other random goodie with a three-pronged claw that you maneuver via a control on the outside of the glass — are fixed! Our world is crumbling!
Man Sets Face on Fire to Win Bet
Sometimes you can win a bet, but lose the battle with stupidity. Such is the case with a man in Augusta, Georgia who went all 'Ghost Rider' to prove his point.
Did Mickey Rourke Beat Olympian Usain Bolt in a Race?
Leave it to Mickey Rourke to muscle his way into Olympic coverage. The notoriously storied actor recently spun a yarn about one crazy night where he claims to have defeated Usain Bolt in a footrace.
Guy Tricks Stranger Into Letting Him Suck Her Toes By Saying He’s From ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
It's hard out there for foot enthusiasts. Well, at least it is for one man who has taken to posing as an 'America's Funniest Home Video' prankster to get some action.
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to "get some sun" and happened to fall asleep in a "compromising" position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Will Kate Middleton’s Sexy Cousin Undress for Playboy?
Katrina Darling — distant cousin of Kate Middleton (aka Mrs. Prince William) — will grace the cover of Sir Hugh Hefner's upcoming Playboy September issue. Hef is apparently not looking to save the queen (from scandal).
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover is Out — Drool Accordingly
To answer the question we posed back in May: "Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?" The answer is a resounding "Yes!"
Cleveland Man Arrested After Bucket List Request Denied
So, a guy walks into an Asian salon... Stop us if you've heard this one.
Student Suspended for Making Worst Cupcake Ever
You can argue whether frosting or buttercream or ganache makes the best addition to a cupcake. We're pretty sure no one would debate for what a teenager in St. Paul, Minnesota allegedly filled a cupcake with for his classmate -- semen.
Danish TV Airs ‘Fear Factor’ Where Twins Drink Donkey Semen
If you hadn't heard back in January that NBC made the last-minute decision to cancel an episode of 'Fear Factor' titled "Hee Haw! Hee Haw!", consider yourself lucky.
World Burping Record Set at NYC Championship
We all tried to get away with the excuse: "I heard in some countries, it's rude if you DON'T burp after a meal" after we've passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent. The World Burping Federation wants to put the stigma to an end. They have begun to let our people go with the inaugural World Burping Championship.
Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy -- If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he's in the clear.
Horse Isn’t Happy with Honking Ferrari
The owner of a Ferrari 458 Italia may not have gotten a kick out of the traffic in China. But, when he began to honk as a club of horse riders saddled up along his ride on the busy street, his car literally got a kick from one of the horses.
‘Hot or Not’ Creator is Back with New ‘Hotstagram’
Remember the countless hours you spent on Hot or Not — that completely superficial yet instantly addictive "am I good looking?" rating website? Now you can click until your hand gets numb all over again as Hotstagram hits the web.