Rubbernaked! Woman Pleasures Herself For Passing Cars
Ashley Horton got her motor running and headed out on the highway. She was lookin' for adventure and whatever came her way. Those Steppenwolf lyrics are our clever way of telling you Ashley was caught masturbating on a Florida highway and got arrested.
Zombie Apocalypse Continues — Man Throws Skin and Intestines at Cops
There is a zombie apocalypse brewing whether we want to admit it or not. First, there was a guy eating faces and now people are throwing their insides at one another.
Guy Wins Video Game, Becomes Race Car Driver
Nissan Europe is touting its latest car, The Juke-R, with a short film featuring a guy who won a shot to race for real thanks to his dominance at the video game Gran Turismo.
Amazing Catch Robs Home Run and Batter’s Will To Live
Derrick Salberg plays baseball, but after his game-saving catch during the first round of the Northwest Athletic Association of Community Colleges (NWAACC) baseball championships, he may have a shot at Olympic high jumping.
Cindy Lou Whoa! Taylor Momsen Topless in FHM
Damn you, Europe! First they get model Izabel Goulart with no pants, now those old worlders get topless Taylor Momsen. The actress-rocker poses (not completely) nude for the magazine Czech Republic version of FHM.
Bear Attacks Man While Pooping — Drags Him Pantless Through Woods
A Canadian man was enjoying a camping and fishing trip with his good buddy up at a cabin in Ontario. Early one morning, while unloading some personal logs in the outhouse, a black bear mauled him and dragged him pantless into the woods.
Random Sales Email Has Us Considering the Purchase of Giant Dinosaurs
One of the worst things about having your email address linked on the internet is the random, crazy emails that pop up in our inbox.
Holy Wet Bikini Batmobile Car Wash, Batman!
The minds behind the web series Super Power Beat Down know their audience. Geeks love their comics, fast cars, lively debate and, oh yeah, chicks in bikinis. So why not give them a chick in a bikini washing a fast comic book car after a lively debate.
Realtor Uses Sex and Chocolate To Sell Houses
Sure, we've all heard that "sex sells" but can it sell real estate?
Coleman Shannon, One-Armed Teen, Throws a No-Hitter
Coleman Shannon was born with a condition called Amelia — his right arm ends at elbow. It didn't stop the Little League lefty from Johnsonville, South Carolina from pitching seven innings of no-hit ball on April 24. He led his team to a victory.
Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident
If you're sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That's where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.
Man Accused of Having Sex With Horse — But Not How You’re Thinking
A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.
Give This Bullet Bottle Opener A Shot
You're an American man (or woman) wanting to exercise his (or her) right to bear arms. But, you're just too lazy to go through the whole license/ permit process. Well, Cool Material has found the easy way to look bad-ass without all the red tape: the Bullet Bottle Opener.
Stephen Colbert Wrote A Children’s Book (And So Can You!)
"The sad thing is, I like it." Having locked in that back-handed blurb/blessing from Maurice Sendak himself in a hilarious interview on his Comedy Central show in Jan. 2012, Stephen Colbert was already on his way to becoming a popular children's book author. Now, he's even closer with the scheduled May 8th release of "I Am A Pole (And So Can You!)."
Urinal Splash Guard Aims to Keep Your Shoes Pee Free
Though nowhere near as fun as making music with your pee — there now exists a urinal splash guard.
Is Driving with a Full Bladder More Dangerous Than Driving Drunk?
If you like to keep up to date with the latest research in peeing, well, urine luck. We've got news. According to an award-winning study, having to really pee can be a worse impairment than drinking while driving.
Men Think Women Who Wear Red Will Have Sex on First Date
Chock this up to our simple minds: Guys apparently believe chicks wear red because they are looking to score.
Britney Spears is Going To Be In an Erotic Novel
Apparently Britney & Kevin: Chaotic (hilariously listed on IMDb as a TV mini-series - move over, 'Roots!') was not the only entertainment by-product of the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline union: his aunt has now written an erotic novel based on their brief marriage.
Missing Herd of Frozen Cows May Get Blown Up
Here is some bad moos, um, news. A missing herd of cows were discovered frozen solid near Conundrum Creek in an old ranger cabin near Aspen, Colorado.
Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie 'Black Swan' when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It's also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by... yep, swans — and drowned.