J. Audrey Miller

Holiday shopping is one step above torture but getting crappy presents is even worse.

Carey O'Donnell is 22, just graduated from college, works in a cold call center, and lives with his parents in New Jersey. He LOVES texting.

Chances that you'll ever be as buff as Superman or as flashy as the Green Lantern (can a man really wear a ring that big?) but you can dress up your ears while fighting crime in your mind.

Yuengling, a beer simply known as "lager" in parts of Pennsylvania (and some television commercials) now has two crowns to wear atop its hoppy head.

It's no secret that men in relationships are usually on the prowl for some strange but if you plan to cheat on your partner and blame it all on your 'male make-up' well you should think again -- it's got nothing to do with your genes.

The brilliance of Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be is that the book delivers exactly what the title says it will: the stupid stuff people inserted into areas of their bodies where very little else belongs.

A thousand years from now, historians will be referencing Facebook posts in their re-telling of what mattered to people before the earth exploded/was nuked/entered a new ice age. Unfortunately, 'The Face' hasn't been around forever, so we can't go back and ponder what, say Abraham Lincoln's status message was before he went off to Ford's Theatre...

Welcome to a video that could have been shot at any bar, on any night, anywhere in the country. It's so accurate it's probably painful for most women to watch.

File this under "we probably shouldn't care but we post about it anyway" for reasons we'll get into after we show everyone a picture of a naked person.

We're a fan of all things natural (especially blondes) and we're willing to suspend our disbelief that "natural" products don't contain toxic junk but the Steinrueck brothers' 'all natural' neck ties might be taking it a bit too far -- the ties are made of wood.

After a long, hard and sweaty workout, there's nothing we enjoy more than a cheap Mexican beer (Tecate or Sol, to be precise). The other thing we want after a long hot run is a shower, and we often vacillate between which we want first.

Sin Cara is a WWE wrestler who gives a smackdown to opponents while shirtless and wearing a mask.

We liked our He-Man toys just as much as the other guy, but Dr. Byron Clavicle and Grute Skullbasher have taken obsession with barbarians to an entirely different and very weird level.

It's year end wrap up time, which means lists, lists and more lists. CNN went with the World's 50 Best Beach Bars just to remind half the world it's almost Christmas and it's probably freezing outside as they read this article.

Why bother with a home repair book or hiring a handyman to figure out why your dishwasher is leaking when there's Joe?

We give Partners & Spade credit: they're willing to make fun of themselves - and in a way that could take care of the rest of your holiday shopping list for all the people in your life that are impossible to shop for at the holidays.

Porta, a new bar and restaurant in Asbury Park, New Jersey has turned its outdoor eating area into a staging area for the best Christmas tree deal ever.

The website Smashwords.com is a site where anyone can go ahead and self-publish an ebook (and when we say anyone, we really mean it).

We have nothing against long hair. All those lovely locks cascading softly over shoulders is just fine. Sighhhhh.

The novel 'Ranchero' by Rick Gavin's got all the makings of a pulp crime novel.