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Who’s the Hot Girl In the Fiat ‘The Italians Are Coming’ Commercial?
Fiat never disappoints. The Italian car-maker consistently chooses ad creative that sexes-up their line of cars.
Lauren Hanley Is A Babe of the Day With Huge Aspirations
Lauren Hanley appreciates a sunny climate. The 20-year-old from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. recently moved from Florida to Los Angeles to pursue modeling and acting.
U.S. Air Force Airman Does Windmill Dunk in Fatigues & Boots
A U.S. Air Force airman — in full fatigues and combat boots — slammed home a windmill dunk during a break in the action of USA Basketball’s Blue-White game in Las Vegas on Thursday night.
13 Shocking Cartoon Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood Memories
You were innocent, but these animated images were not. Why you so pervy, old cartoons?
Alyssa Miller is Dating Jake Gyllenhaal, But She’s Still Our Celeb Crush
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Alyssa Miller got all giddy this week about dating actor Jake Gyllenhaal.
Who’s the Hot Girl in the Nationwide Commercial?
Insurance is boring, but insurance advertising is not.
Jade Carroll Is A Babe of the Day Who Spends Most of Her Time In a Bikini
We don't know precisely what sort of training goes into becoming a "bikini athlete" — does one do beach towel squats? — but our Babe of the Day, Taylor-Jade Carroll, seems to excel at it.
Our Babe of the Day, Galinka Mirgaeva, Is The Best Reason To Join Instagram
Galinka Mirgaeva is a beautiful Russian model. The 26-year-old babe is followed by nearly 300,000 people on Instagram (and god knows how many in real life).
Our Babe of the Day, Natalie Pack, Makes Us Want To Move To California
Model and pageant winner Natalie Pack doesn't need a sash to demonstrate her beauty.
Our Babe of the Day Laura Leary Might Be The World’s Most Beautiful Community Advocate
Laura Leary isn't just a gorgeous model represented by Wilhelmina in Los Angeles; she's also a community advocate.
Today’s Celeb Crush Ruth Wilson Heats Up ‘The Lone Ranger’
Most people under 30 have almost no reference of 'The Lone Ranger,' the fictional Texas Ranger-turned vigilante who fights bad guys in the American West alongside his Native American sidekick Tonto.
Jelena Ristic, Girlfriend of Novak Djokovic, Is the Best Reason to Watch Wimbledon in 2013
The winners of Wimbledon 2013 have been all but decided.
Our Babe of the Day Terra Jo Wallace Loves To Model; We Love The Results
Terra Jo Wallace is a 23-year-old model from Los Angeles, Calif., a place that is teeming with beautiful women.
Our Babe of the Day Nicole Meyer Is Famous In South Africa, But Universally Hot
Rising modeling star Nicole Meyer has been featured in the South African editions of Sports Illustrated and GQ.
Celeb Crush Amy Adams Makes Us As Weak As Kryptonite Makes Superman
Being cast as Lois Lane is practically a lock to land an actress Celeb Crush honors, because, you know, how do you not crush on Superman's girlfriend?
Can We All Agree That Abbey Wilson Is Too Good For Joe Francis?
Infamous 'Girls Gone Wild ' concept "creator" Joe Francis has led a blessed life of beaches, babes and bikinis. Dating Wilhelmina model Abbey Wilson is perhaps his biggest accomplishment yet.
Our Babe of the Day Jessica McCoy Just Graduated College, But She Already Has a Ph.D. in Hotness
Jessica McCoy is a rising star in the swimwear modeling world. Speaking of rising, you may need to take a cold shower after checking out her Facebook or Model Mayhem pages.
Blackhawks Fan Grows Playoff Lawn, City Cuts It
The Stanley Cup Finals begin Wednesday night in Chicago when the Blackhawks face the Boston Bruins in Game 1 of the NHL's championship series. If Chicago loses, its fans may storm the offices of the city of nearby Park Ridge, Ill. in protest because the suburb's leaders obviously don't understand NHL playoff superstitions.
Virginia Man Catches Scariest Fish Ever Seen
You know all those plans you had to go swimming this summer? Forget them. After you see the fish a Virginia man caught earlier this month, you're not even going to want to take a shower without a spear gun.
Virginia fisherman Caleb Newton caught a three-foot-long, 17-pound, six-ounce Northern snakehead fish (also known as Frankenfish) in the Potomac River earlier this month...
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Will Look Like Superman at Michigan’s NASCAR Race
As difficult as saving the world can be, Superman never had to worry about anyone rubbing his bumper at 200 mph.