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Jessica Lowndes — Celeb Crush
Canadian actress, pop singer and songwriter Jessica Lowndes is today's multi-talented Celeb Crush. While you may best know Lowndes from her role as Adrianna Tate-Duncan on the reboot of TV series '90210,' she's also released two EPs in the past two years, including 2013's 'I'm Over Men...
Which NBA All-Star Used To Squeegee Windshields For Money?
Pundits might question Carmelo Anthony's shot selection or defensive skills, but they best not doubt the all-star forward's toughness. In a recent interview with WebMD magazine, the New York Knicks' star talked about growing up in one of the toughest neighborhoods in Baltimore...
Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Debuts At San Diego Fair, Sends Hearts Into Delicious Panic
To paraphrase the late Robert F. Kennedy, some people would ask 'Why put sloppy joe meat into a deep-fried, glazed donut shell?' but Charlie Boghosian asks 'Why not?' Boghosian, known to many fans of fair food (and presumably their cardiologists) as "Chicken Charlie," debuted a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Sandwich at the San Diego Fair on Saturday...
Listen To Indians 2013 Draft Pick Clint Frazier Sing A Taylor Swift Song
Major League Baseball began its 2013 first-year player draft on Thursday night, as teams selected the amateur players whom fans will soon be calling overpriced hacks in the years to come. The circle of life, amirite?
Among the notable picks in the first round was the Cleveland Indians selection of Clint Frazier, a outfielder from Loganville (Ga...
Watch A Truck Hauling Fireworks Explode Into Ill-Timed Celebration After Hitting A Moose
A truck carrying fireworks struck a moose on the Trans Canada Highway near Wawa, Ontario on Friday morning. The collision caused the vehicle's fuel tank to rupture and catch fire, and you know what happened next. Watch the video above for the impressive display (though the moose probably didn't enjoy it as much)...
College Baseball Fan Shaves School Letters Into His Chest Hair
College baseball doesn't get the hype that college football and basketball receive. Maybe this is why: an LSU baseball fan showed up with the school's letters shaved vertically into his chest hair at the team's Super Regional game against Oklahoma in Baton Rouge, Lou...
Nikki du Plessis — Babe of the Day
Nikki du Plessis is a 23-year-old from Pretoria, South Africa. An international model, Nikki has done fashion, lifestyle, glamor and nude modeling both in her native country and the U.S. Having your body celebrated on several continents is something that can really build a resume!
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Braves’ Pitcher Once Put Turds In Teammate’s Glove Because Baseball Players Are Foul
Fans might think that Major League Baseball players — given all the money and fame that they have — would be above, say, pranking one of their teammates by filling his glove with human Hersey squirts. Fans don't know Tim Hudson.
5 Absolutely Ridiculous Doughnut Sandwiches That You Should Totally Try
The only thing better than a doughnut is two doughnuts holding bacon and a fried egg, so Dunkin’ Donuts announced that it will begin offering its Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich nationwide starting June 7. The move is meant to coincide with National Donut Day, which is somehow still not a national holiday...
Will a $75K Set Of Golf Clubs Make Your Swing Better? Answer – No, We’ve Seen Your Swing
Between country club memberships, cart rental and that flask of booze you'll hit up after every bogey, golf can be an expensive sport. How about $75,000 for a set of clubs? Yes, really.
Raiders Punter Chris Kluwe Turns Down A White House Invite For Mini-Camp With Hilarious Letter
The White House won't get any hang time with the NFL's most outspoken punter. Former Vikings and current Raiders punter Chris Kluwe, an outspoken advocate of equal rights, was invited to a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) Pride Reception at the White House on June 13...
Anne Vyalitsyna — Celeb Crush
A veteran of nine straight Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, model Anne Vyalitsyna is among the world's most beautiful women. Often known as Anne V (because spelling is a lost art), the gorgeous 27-year-old Russian model has also appeared on the runway for Victoria's Secret, as well as on the covers of 'Vogue,' 'ELLE' and 'Glamour...
Watch Skateboarders Turn Yankee Stadium Into A Giant Skate Park
True skateboard freaks will skate over anything, even the baseball cathedral that is Yankee Stadium. But if they can look this good doing it, what's the harm, grandpa? Watch the video above to see some major league shredding.
Skaters Brandon Westgate, Dave Willis and Chaz Ortiz of skateboard and apparel-maker Zoo York took over Yankee Stadium recently and filmed themselves skating on benches, rail
Fresno Grizzlies Wore Stormtrooper Jerseys In A Star Wars’ Night Loss
The Fresno Grizzlies turned to the "dark side" on Saturday night. The San Francisco Giants Triple-A affiliate wore jerseysdesigned to resemble the helmets of Imperial stormtroopers from the Star Wars saga films during their game with the Las Vegas 51s, the New York Mets Triple-A team...
Watch a Chase Through ’80s Movies in This Awesome Indie Music Video
If you know anyone who has ever been in a band, you know how awful an independently done music video can be. Hell, if you've seen R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet,' you know how epically terrible professional music videos can be.
Turns out, all bands need to do is hire cinematographer Jim Meegan...
Pearl Jam Posts Well Wishes To Mookie Blaylock After His Car Accident
Rock band Pearl Jam posted good thoughts to former NBA all-star Mookie Blaylock online on Saturday after he was involved in a two-vehicle crash near Atlanta on Friday. An early '90's incarnation of Pearl Jam was named Mookie Blaylock as a result of the band's members being devoted NBA fans...
Mayra Tinajero — Babe of the Day
Mayra Tinajero is a model from San Diego. You may remember her as a Maxim Hometown Hotties contestant in 2011. She finished in the Top 10 out of, like, a zillionhot girls. Mayra does promotional, catalog and print modeling and has worked for Falken Tire Corp, Skullcandy, Brammo Motorcycles, Jose Cuervo and many other brands...
UFC Fan Uses Guillotine Choke To Stop Carjacking
The rise of UFC has had an impact on the American sports landscape, but it also might help fight crime. Need proof? Ask Shron Antoine Jones, an alleged carjacker in Stockton, Caliornia who wound up in a guillotine choke hold when he tried to steal the SUV of UFC fan Abel Simmons.
Which Athlete Was Named ‘Most Valuable Cub’ By Cougar Website?
New York Mets' third baseman David Wright is a perennial all-star, but the ladies of dating website Cougarlife.com think he's a MVC — "Most Valuable Cub."
2013 NHL Playoffs — Conference Finals Preview & Schedule
Pittsburgh, Boston, Los Angeles and Chicago have each passed two hurdles thus far in the 2013 NHL playoffs. Here's a preview of what to expect as these four teams attempt to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals: