Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
We Could Watch Christina Hendricks Leave a Room For Hours
We hate to see her go, but we love to watch her leave.
10 Horror Movies We Only Watch for the Hot Girls
There's nothing better than a bad horror flick. That's the great thing about horror, the movie could be absolutely terrible but you always find an excuse to keep watching.
Watch This Russian Grandmother Teach a Wolf a Lesson … With An Axe!
Russian women don't mess around. Did this elderly Russian woman scream for help when she was attacked by a wolf? Nope. She went all Liam Neeson on it, showing the beast that in Russia, you don't attack an old lady, OLD LADY ATTACKS YOU!
Watch This Wedding Fail Compilation For More Good Reasons Not to Get Hitched
Is your girlfriend nagging you about the "M" word? Has she left bridal magazines lying around the apartment, or told you how wonderful she looks in the color white? We know how annoying this is, and we're here to help you bide some time...
Watch the Luckiest Guy On Earth Survive an Insane Car Crash
This may not be the smartest driver we've ever seen, but he sure is the luckiest.
Breakfast Cereal Mascots Get Creepy Makeover
All of our favorite sugar-filled breakfast treats are forever tainted thanks to Guillermo Fajardo.
Things You’ll Never Afford — Gold Plated MacBook Pro
Computer Choppers is a company dedicated to making us vomit with jealousy. Well, they take expensive computers and make them even more expensive by covering them in gold. Why? Because rich people like to show off exactly how rich they are and apparently no one can stop them...
Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store
Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago.
Meet Anastasiya Shpagina — The Real Life Anime Girl
This real life anime girl is either really awesome or really disturbing. It all depends if you enjoy anime or not.
Dude Dies While Pretending to Be Bigfoot
Randy Lee Tenley of Montana decided to drink his Sunday away like any other red-blooded American. He couldn't just pass out like everyone else though. Oh no, he decided to pull a prank. This prank, however, wasn't a very well thought out because it got him killed.
We’re Insanely Jealous of This Homemade Batpod
Apparently, the cool thing to do in Vietnam is make homemade Batpods. We're not complaining--because this video is the ultimate geeky eye candy.
Weather Girl Straight Up Denies Anchorman’s Offer to ‘Canoodle’
This local CTV anchorman tried to put the moves on the station's cute weather girl, and she quickly (and publicly) shot him down.
Chinese Man Builds Himself Awesome Bionic Hands
A Chinese man who lost both of his hands eight years ago after a homemade bomb exploded, has built himself a new pair of hands. Yes, he built himself a pair of bionic hands. We know what you're thinking....how did he even start without any hands in the first place?
Check Out These Awesome ‘Donkey Kong’ Shelves
Looking for some awesome shelving to display your HDTV? Look no further than this set up.
Drunk Guy Passes Out on Airport Conveyor Belt, Gets X-Rayed
Save your amateur "funny drunk pass out" stories -- this one will top them all.
A Video of People Walking Into Things? Yes, Please!
You've done it, we've all done it, but no one really likes to admit walking into something accidentally. Sometimes it's a telephone poll, sometimes it's a tricky glass door and sometimes it's right into the breasts of an unsuspecting lady with big breasts...
Ragu Believes Pasta Sauce Will Help You Cope With Catching Your Parents Humping
A good psychologist can bring out some of your most suppressed and traumatic childhood memories. We tip our hats to Ragu for saving us thousands of dollars in therapy sessions by doing it with just one commercial.
Hot Olympian Alert: Samantha Wright
The Olympics are awesome, but whats even more awesome are the hot Olympians appearing on your HD TV. It's easy to call volleyball team members eye candy, but one of our favorite hot Olympian comes from an unexpected event. Tewnty-two-year-old Samantha Wright stands at 5-foot-2 and weighs 115 pounds, but she could easily throw you across the room.
Cleavage in a Half Shell: Get Your Geeky Girl’s Next Bra Here
Have you ever wished your girlfriend's bras had a little more character? Well, have we got the bra for you! This is the coolest bra we've ever seen. It gives new meaning to the term "turtle power."
The Zombie Tarot: Your Key to Surviving the Apocalypse
Just imagine it. You're barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills...