Jo Pincushion

Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com

Check Out This $1.5 Million Dollar Vacation Cruise

Ever wonder what it would be like if you had $1.5 million to blow on a luxurious cruise? Start saving now, 'Six Star Cruises' is offering a $1.5 mil vacation with all the bells and whistles for the rich and famous. So, what does $1.5 mil get you...

Liquid-Plumr Commercial Filled with Oddly Sexual Innuendos

Do you love the cleaning power of Liquid-Plumr? Do you like horny housewives? How about sexual innuendo along with your household chores? Well, you're going to love this commercial for Liquid-Plumr Double Impact. Even the product name is porn-y.

Strip Club Sues Competitor For Calling Its Girls ‘Ugly’

A Kentucky strip club is suing a competitor who called its dancers ugly.

High School’s New Sculpture Looks Like a Giant Vagina

Wasilla Alaska is known for having a lot of snow on the ground, being the hometown of Sarah Palin, and now-- having a giant birth cannon outside of it's local high school. Well, the sculpture is actually entitled "The Warrior Within," but murmurs of "Dude, that looks like your mom's meat wallet" can be heard in passing through the halls of the school...

Man Survives 61 Days in Snowed-In Car

The world is filled with terrible news, so it's nice for us to find a story with a happy ending once in awhile. Not that type of happy ending. Pervert. Here is an amazing story about a Swedish man who was stranded in a snow drift for 61 days.

25 Pick-Up Lines to Use on Female ‘Doctor Who’ Fans

(You know that cute, geeky girl that you want to ask out? You can, but it's got to be played just right. You need help from a doctor. In this case, the fan of a doctor. We asked our resident 'Doctor Who' fan, Jo Pincushion, for some help...

Woman from Van Halen ‘Hot For Teacher’ Video Still Pretty Hot

When it was still showing music videos, MTV showed Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' about 43,654 times in 1984.

Things Humanity Doesn’t Need — a ‘LikeBelt’

Do you ever feel the need to vigorously thrust with joy while simultaneously posting to Facebook? Well, now you can!

Meet Laura, the Busty YouTube Junkie [VIDEOS]

It's true, YouTube has brought us many wonderful things--but it has also unleashed a new generation of YouTube user. We'll refer to them as the 'MeTubers.'

Facebook Bed Created For Those That Don’t ‘Like’ Sleep

Tomislav Zvonaric has designed the perfect bed for your every day Facebook addict.

He-Man Is ‘Sexy and He Knows It’ [VIDEO]

He-Man (you know -- the Master of the Universe) not only kicks Skeletor's boney can and rules all of Eternia, but the ladies find him irresistible.

Almost Everything You’ll Ever Need To Know About The Clitoris

Pay attention fellas. Think you know everything about the female anatomy? Think again. We're going to tell you some valuable information about that little love button you're clamoring to find.

‘Good Morning America’ Weatherman Gives Entire Country ‘Morning Wood’ [VIDEO]

While casually reporting on weather conditions in Cordova, Arkansas weatherman Sam Champion gave the 'Good Morning America' viewers at home a little something special -- some 'morning wood.'

Courtney Stodden Encourages Everyone to ‘Floor Flash’ With Her

Looks like Courtney Stodden has turned over a new leaf in 2012. Ha! Just kidding. She is still an attention whore. Can we say that about a '17-year-old?' Well, if the bra fits, but it usually doesn't in Courtney's case.

Follow These 6 New Year’s Superstitions To Start 2012 Off Right

Well 2011 is winding down, and as you reflect on the passing year, you realize that it wasn't as great as you thought it would be.

Get ‘Garbage Pail Kids’ Cases For Your ‘Smart Fart’ Phone [See What We Did There?]

Remember those awesome trading cards known as Garbage Pail Kids? You know, the ones that made your mother cry and made people generally just freak out? Ah, such a simpler time.

Loneliness Drives Creepy 27-Year-Old to Pose as Harvard Undergrad

Abe Liu, 27, decided to end his crippling mid-20s loneliness and revert back into a college Freshmen.

Unearthly Christmas Gift Ideas for the ‘Geek Girl’

So you’ve managed to find a girl that allows you to play WoW during the week and wear your Darth Vader mask in bed. Awesome!

Watch this Kodiak Bear Wave To People Like a Wal-Mart Greeter

Look at this adorable Kodiak Bear. He lives at the Olympic Game Park in Sequim, Washington. He's so smart he taught himself to wave at people passing by in cars.

Investment Banker Sends Craziest Stalker Email Ever

We like to give advice --we tell you what to buy, how to dress and occasionally how to please your lady. Now, we want to share with you how to scare the ever-loving crap out of your lady by showing you this insane email from an investment banker from New York City.