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Test-Drive Some Condoms and You Could Win a Year’s Supply
Some guys are embarrassed to buy condoms, while others plunk them down on the counter with pride. Regardless, wouldn't it be great to get them for free? If you're willing to be a guinea pig for a certain brand and report back on your experiences, you could win a year-long supply.
Man Refuses to Leave Jail, Winds Up Back in Jail
Since jail is an intentionally unpleasant place, most inmates count down the days to their release. But when one North Carolina man refused to leave the pokey, he was granted an all-expenses-paid extended stay.
Did Anti-Baldness Drugs Really Turn a Dude Into a Girl?
Anti-baldness drugs like Propecia have been linked to a wide variety of unpleasant sex-related side effects including impotence, loss of libido and “genital shrinkage" (eek). But one guy who took a generic version of the medication says he suffered a far worse fate -- he turned into a woman.
Science Proves It’s Not Your Fault You Need a Nap After Nookie
Next time your wife or girlfriend (or paid companion) complains that you fall asleep right after sex instead of engaging in hours of after-glow pillow talk, tell her it's not your fault -- and you can back it up with science.
Need Some Extra Cash? Get a Job Sexting
Statistics show that 80 percent of college students engage in sexting, and a quarter of women in the more cougarish age bracket of 35-44 do it, too. That's a whole lot of sexytalk flying around for free -- until now. Welcome to paid phone sex for the modern age.
Former Goddess Bree Olson Launches Her Music Career
The rap genre is made up of people who do it really well (think Eminem, Dr. Dre and Jay-Z) and a lot of poseurs who don't have what it takes but try anyway. The latest to throw her silconed hat into the ring? Former porn star Bree Olson.
Former Adult Video Star Causes a Stir by Training to Be a Volunteer EMT
Rare is the town where calling 911 results in a porn star showing up on your doorstep, but in Roanoke, VA that may soon be the case -- an actress who's appeared in hundreds of porn videos is currently training to be an EMT.
Woman Sues Adult Video Company For Suing Her
Porn studios can be called a lot of things -- but are they extortionists? One woman says they absolutely are, and after they accused her of illegally downloading their "product," she got a lawyer of her own and fought fire with fire.
Woman Begs for Boob Job Cash
Patience may be a virtue, but honesty could get you a new set of boobs. At least that's the theory being espoused by an Ohio chick standing on busy streets begging passersby for breast-implant money.
Meet the Woman with the World’s Largest Natural Breasts
A while back, we told you about a chick who'd had a dozen surgeries in an effort to wind up with the world's biggest rack. Right now she has an L-cup, but which seems pretty massive -- until you see the ZZZ-cup being hauled around by a woman named Annie. And hers are completely home-grown.
Worried About the Zombie Apocalypse? Be Prepared with a Survival Kit
With all the bizarre face-eating that's been going on lately, there have been a lot of nervous jokes about an impending Zombie Apocalypse. For those of you who take that stuff seriously, don't fret -- there's a survival kit that was created just for you.
Male Fireflies Get Lucky the Same Way You Do — They Bring Gifts
Looks like fireflies and human beings may have a lot in common -- seems the females of both species are not only attracted to flashy bling, they like presents. Big presents.
Now Your Condom Will Pick the Perfect Sexytime Music With New App
Candles, roses and clean sheets are all fine for romantic encounters (we recommend the clean sheets, especially), but sometimes it's music that really sets the mood. And if you're not sure what to use, condom brand Durex has a new Facebook app that can help.
Adult Film Star Thinks Octomom Is a Hot Mess On and Off the Screen
Nadya Suleman's new softcore porn video 'Home Alone' has been released to the masses -- and the reviews are in. But since it's not exactly the sort of movie Roger Ebert writes about, who better to weigh in on Octomom's film debut than other "industry professionals"?
‘Drinking and Driving Is Not Cool’ Say Talking Urinal Cakes
If you're in a bar in Michigan in the next few days and step into the men's room to answer the call of nature, don't be surprised if the urinal talks to you. No, not because you've had one too many (unless you have), but because you're peeing on one of the talking urinal-deodorizer cakes being put in place to remind you not to drink and drive.
It’s No Zombie Attack, But Arizona Gets Itself a Real-Life Naked Carjacker
Police tend to see a lot of crazy things on the job -- can we all think back for a moment to that insane zombie attack -- but perhaps nothing will top what Scottsdale, AZ cops had to deal with last week when a man stripped nude, carjacked a woman and then caused a multi-car pileup.
Getting Headaches After Sex? Don’t Worry, You’re Not Doing It Wrong
So there you are, having sex or watching porn (oh, don't act like you never do) when suddenly you're hit with a blinding headache. What gives?
Tired of Online Dating? Try a Pheromone Party
If you're choosing your dates based on silly things like appearance or how much you have in common, science says you might want to try something else: sniffing a potential partner's dirty T-shirt.
Father and Son Have Naked, Drug-Fueled Brawl
Father's Day is long over, but who says that's the only good time for father-son bonding? And by "bonding" we mean "getting high, getting naked, and having a violent fight."
Contraceptive Skin Gel Could Knock Out Your Sperm Count
Although women have long had several forms of reversible birth control like the pill and the IUD, the only choice offered to men (that doesn't involve cutting off their man bits and permanent sterilization, of course) has been condoms. That could soon change.