Shauna has been writing and editing things for cash and prizes for well over a decade, and while her first love is pop culture and celebrity dish, she's also done work for Fortune 500 companies and even written a book. Feel free to contact her at goldengateblond at the gmail -- but keep in mind she really hates people who refer to themselves in the third person, so never ever do that with her. Seriously. (Man, does she hate that.)
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Man Pulls a Gun After Neighbor Farts Too Loud
Noisy neighbors are bad enough, but when one passes gas so loudly that you can hear it through your front door, what's someone to do but whip out a gun and go all 'Dirty Harry' on the dude?
Drunken Florida Man Has Best Mug Shot Ever
Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.
British Woman Ditches Breast Enhancement Plans After Winning Beauty Pageant
Brainwashed by media images of even the tiniest girls with cannons so big they're in constant danger of faceplanting into the sidewalk, a lovely British young woman scheduled breast-augmentation surgery -- and then canceled it after winning a beauty contest.
Man With 100-Pound Scrotum Doing Just Fine Thank You
Next time someone calls you "ballsy," you can relish in the compliment -- but just remember there's a guy out there with a 100-pound scrotum who's heard it more than you ever will.
New App Lets You Pretend You’re Bumping Uglies with Your Facebook Friends
Just because you're not actually having sex with someone doesn't mean you can't pretend you are -- and a new Swedish app that promotes safe sex will even mix your voices together so you can hear what it would sound like.
Serial Flasher Claims He’s Trying to Overcome a Phobia
Lots of shrinks say that if you have a fear, the best way to get rid of it is to do exactly what it is you're afraid of -- Unless your fear is public nudity. Probably best not to use immersion therapy on that one.
Loaded Gun Misfires in Guy’s Pants
Having your gun go off accidentally is bad. Shooting yourself is worse. Shooting yourself in the junk? Well, that's just about the worst day ever.
Got a Kid with an Addiction to Naughty Websites? Send Him to ‘Camp’
"Porn camp" may sound like someplace aspiring adult film stars go to learn the trade but for a group of teenaged boys, it's actually a lot less fun -- it's a place to ditch a porn addiction.
Woman Bites Into Squid and Gets a Mouthful of Sperm
If you already think eating calamari -- aka squid -- is disgusting, we're guessing the fact that biting into one could launch a whole mess of squid sperm into your mouth probably won't help any.
Japanese Apartment Complex Caters to Motorcycle Owners
Motorcycle enthusiasts sometimes have a difficult choice: leave their beloved rides out in the elements, or pay to garage them. But Japanese architects may have come up with the perfect solution -- an apartment complex with a compact motorcycle garage in each unit.
Model Lacey Wildd Wants to Have the World’s Biggest Rack
Some ladies pursue education or work experience to better themselves, but one Florida woman has decided that's just way too much trouble -- so she's set out to put her name in the record books as the chick with the world's biggest boobs.
Do You Live in America’s Manliest City?
Do you live in Oklahoma City, Columbus, S.C. or Memphis? If so, congratulations -- you live in one of the three manliest cities in the United States.
Octomom Porn Shoot Photos Leak Online…Again
If your nightmares need some new material, we're here to help: how about some photos of Octomom flashing her lady bits while surrounded by baby clothes?
Want a Beer? You’ll Have to Tackle the Machine to Get One
We've all whacked a vending machine a time or two to get an errant bag of M&Ms to drop into our greedy little hands but how about a beer vending machine that literally requires you to tackle it before it gives up the goods?
Pizza Vending Machines and Bacon Sundaes Prove We’ll All Be Dead by Labor Day
Because Americans just aren't quite fat enough, we'll soon have two new things to work off at the gym: pizzas dispensed via vending machines and ice cream sundaes with bacon.
Taylor Stevens Auctioning Off Shirts She Wore to Stanley Cup Finals For Charity
Porn star Taylor Stevens, who showed off her impressive rack during the Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles, has announced she's auctioning off the two shirts she wore that sent the interwebs into a tizzy -- and donating the money to charity.
Bam Margera Hospitalized After Kayaking Down a Waterfall
'Jackass' star Bam Margera has proven that once again, the show and movies were aptly named. This time around, his stunt landed him on an operating table.
Ice Cream Men Violently Battle for Neighborhood Supremacy
Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley may have fought the weekend's most visible battle, but in the UK, another one was taking place -- between two ice cream truck drivers who've been engaged in a long battle for turf supremacy.
Guy ‘Puts a Ring On It’, But In This Instance, ‘It’ Was His Penis
Working in a hospital, you see some pretty gory things. Blood and broken bones are par for the course -- but a guy who's had a "ring-shaped object" around his junk for 36 hours is something else entirely.
New Study Shows ‘Cougars’ Don’t Really Exist
You know all the stories that say men reach their sexual peak at 18 and women do so much later in life? Yeah, nevermind.