Smethanie

(Guys always screw up on Valentine's Day. Smethanie tells you how to recover.) It's Valentine's Day. Love is in the air. Well, Hallmark claims it is at least. Babies are on the loose, shooting unregistered weapons at unsuspecting strangers...

Smethanie, who also answers to Stephanie and Crazy Girl, publishes nonsense on Twitter and recently accepted a grilled cheese sandwich as her lord and savior. Here is one of her favorite recipes.

After a long day at the office, sometimes you just want to collapse into a warm, soft, comforting pink vagina. Well, now, no matter your dating status, you can!

Don't ask why my recent online shopping led me to stumble across this gem, just enjoy the find -- a 55-gallon drum of lube for sale on Amazon.com. The Passion Natural Water-Based Lube, all 55 gallons of it, can be yours for a sale price of $1,495, marked down from $2,750! Thi ...

(While millions of men watched the 2012 Super Bowl, many women did not. Smethanie tells us what those women did instead.) Super Bowl Sunday – there was excitement in the air, mixed with the smell of wings and spilled beer. It didn't matter if your team played – you’re men and you sat in packs in front of television sets across the world -- grunting, yelling, cheering, fist-bumping, farting (yes,

With Wikipedia going black for a day in protest of the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), the Internet was ripe with “black” and “going down” jokes. Not to worry, we gathered some of the funniest for you:

In a moment of excitement, confusion, drunkenness, whatever it may be -- you call out her name. Except it isn't her name.