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Canadian Black Friday Is the Most Cordial Thing You’ll Ever See
Shoppers can get pretty crazy on Black Friday here in the States, but that kind of behavior is as foreign to our neighbors up north as winters with only four layers to keep warm.
13 Comically Ideal Jobs Donald Trump Has To Turn Down
Donald Trump becoming our president will not only have a huge impact on our nation, it will also greatly affect his path going forward.
Enormous Sinkhole Makes Minced Meat of Japanese Street
First, Donald Trump becomes president and then the world starts caving in.
Snakes Chase Iguana, Wreak Havoc on a Plane (Yes, Like the Movie)
Here's double the proof that snakes are some scary creatures.
Woman Buys House After 20 Boyfriends Buy Her 20 iPhones
This woman's got that whole "sugar daddy" thing down pat.
Try This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover Pizza
It's the go-to meal for bachelors everywhere. It turns out they're doing it wrong.
Tech-Lovin’ Man Changes Name to ‘iPhone 7′ to Get Free Phone
Will his son be called iPhone 8?
Woman Is Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous Reason
Well, this is finger lickin' absurd.
Woman Vacuuming Gas Out of Car Trunk Incites Fiery Explosion
Cleaning a car shouldn't end this way.
BMW Driver With No Patience for School Bus Deservedly Crashes
Don't mess with a school bus.
A ‘Clown Lives Matter’ March Is Happening. Seriously.
Not all clowns are here to terrify you.
Hilarious #RuinADinnerinOnePhrase Won’t Leave You Hungry for Laughs
These comments will turn your stomach, which will already be hurting from all the laughing you'll do.
Blood-Covered Man Lives to Describe His 2 Bear Attacks
Perhaps the only thing more frightening than a bear is a bear with a bear with a vendetta.
Mammoth Truck Carrying Mammoth Pipes Mammothly Sinks in Water
This truck is down and out.
‘Is Slavery Always Bad?’ Class Presentation Is the Pinnacle of Wrong
This is an example of bad taste that will leave an equally bad taste in your mouth.
Idiot Gets Trapped Between Buildings in Futile Attempt to Impress Date
Geez, whatever happened to flowers and holding the door open?
Pizza ATM Is the Invention America Peppero-Needs
Pizza is already a beloved food, but it's about to go to a whole new level of adoration.
Magician Impales TV Host’s Hand During Botched Trick
This magician's career is about to disappear right before your very eyes.
Birthday Cake Candles Erupt Into Giant Ball of Flames
Perhaps this boy's wish was to survive without needing a skin graft.
This Is the Most Honest Dating Site Needy Singles Need to Try
There are almost as many dating sites as there are single people looking for love, but none can bring you together with the person you don't dream about quite like this one.