Girls

You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.

August 1 is National Girlfriend Day. Did you forget to get a gift?

Why yes, that is indeed a tongue ring.

We're not sure what her actual name is, but we have zero doubts about her body.

What kind of name is that? The only way to find out is to investigate.

You haven't lived until you've seen Charlotte McKinney go down on a bacon cheeseburger.

A bounty of beautiful boobies.

Doesn't she look like a fun girl?

We love when a photo falls into the yoga pants genre, but also cleavage, selfie and booty pic. That's like hitting a grand slam.

Pretty AND funny -- an irresistible combo.

We think maybe she's trying to seduce us. (It's working.)

The Red Queen has gone full brunette.

Let's take a look at some lovely ladies who are barely wearing anything. Sound good?

One of those ridiculously, absurdly, just plain unfairly hot Aussie girls whose life appears to consist of nothing but beaches and bikinis.

The sideboob selfie: an instant classic.

Pin-up girl / spokesmodel / nightclub dancer = smokin' hottie.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's booby time!

The reason the word "statuesque" was invented.

Whether it's yoga pants, workout pants, tights, stretchies, whatever -- they make a girl's butt look great, and that's what's important, right?

So much more than just a time-stoppingly hot body. Explore her!