Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong ToppingsGuys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong ToppingsControl your rage, people.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Guy Orders McDonald’s Cheeseburger…With No Toppings, Bun or MeatGuy Orders McDonald’s Cheeseburger…With No Toppings, Bun or Meat"Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger. Please hold just about everything."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Watermelon With 20,000 Volts Explodes Like a BeastWatermelon With 20,000 Volts Explodes Like a BeastWanna watch a watermelon explode? Of course you do.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic NoPizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic NoThe greatest threat to America's way of life is spreading.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your ShoesPizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your ShoesHere's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Mayonnaise Pea Pizza Will Ruin Your Appetite ForeverThis Mayonnaise Pea Pizza Will Ruin Your Appetite ForeverYou mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco BellWoman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco BellTortilla, meet whore-tilla.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Poop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) PurposePoop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) PurposeWaste not, want not.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real ThingOh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real ThingMilk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Hooters Opening New Restaurant With Fully-Clothed ServersHooters Opening New Restaurant With Fully-Clothed ServersMore is better. Except when it comes to attire.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
McDonald's Big Mac ATM Is a Humanless Food ExperimentMcDonald's Big Mac ATM Is a Humanless Food ExperimentMcDonald's is taking a big step in the evolution of fast food.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After McNugget SnafuMan Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After McNugget SnafuMan, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Tostitos Breathalyzer Bag Is a Super Bowl Party Game-ChangerTostitos Breathalyzer Bag Is a Super Bowl Party Game-ChangerTostitos wants people to eat, drink and be safe this Super Bowl.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsGirl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsBrave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffBite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffYou probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
McDonald's Holiday Cups Are Now Hilariously RisqueMcDonald's Holiday Cups Are Now Hilariously RisqueWould you like a side of rear end with your coffee?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Domino's Is Creating Pizza-Delivering ReindeerDomino's Is Creating Pizza-Delivering ReindeerLooks like presents aren't the only thing reindeer will be hauling this holiday season.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dingleberry Tries to Set Ex's Home on Fire With CheetosDingleberry Tries to Set Ex's Home on Fire With CheetosRevenge is a dish best served...cheesy?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Hungry Woman Busted Offering Sex for NachosVery Hungry Woman Busted Offering Sex for NachosThis woman puts the "ho" in "nacho."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Try This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover PizzaTry This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover PizzaIt's the go-to meal for bachelors everywhere. It turns out they're doing it wrong.Staff WriterStaff Writer