Befuddled Weatherman Has No Clue What 'Swinging' MeansBefuddled Weatherman Has No Clue What 'Swinging' MeansThis guy is swinging into viral infamy.Staff WriterStaff Writer
100 People Name the Oddest Places They've Ever Had Sex100 People Name the Oddest Places They've Ever Had SexWhen you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Creates 'Nice' Car Horn for Courteous HonksMan Creates 'Nice' Car Horn for Courteous HonksSo, could this signal the end of road rage as we know it?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home ConfinementMan Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Wife Sentenced to Home ConfinementThis punishment definitely fits the crime.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Furious Woman Fed Up Waiting for Chicken Nuggets Calls 911Fast food wasn't fast enough for one angry customer.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
High Five That Lands on Woman's Chest Is All Sorts of AwfulHigh Five That Lands on Woman's Chest Is All Sorts of AwfulThis high-five is a low moment in the history of celebrations.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerMan Upset About Onions in Food Threatens to Kill Restaurant OwnerThe only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Craigslist Ad Seeks 'Generic Dad' to Man Grill at BarbecueCraigslist Ad Seeks 'Generic Dad' to Man Grill at BarbecueCalling all dads.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Teacher Names Student 'Most Likely to Be a Terrorist'Teacher Names Student 'Most Likely to Be a Terrorist'We all know teachers don't love all of their students, but letting the world know just how little you think of them is a really bad idea.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Politician Walks Out of Airport Like Arrogant King of the WorldPolitician Walks Out of Airport Like Arrogant King of the WorldWho knew giving a suitcase to someone could be so entertaining?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Walking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile BartenderWalking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile BartenderThis is the ultimate beer chaser.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During 14-Mile JauntDrunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During 14-Mile JauntBeware the dangers of trunk driving.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Where Can You Find America's Favorite Hamburger?Where Can You Find America's Favorite Hamburger?This chain is putting the "five" in "five stars."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
7 Rude Things (Besides Texting) You Can Do in a Movie Theater7 Rude Things (Besides Texting) You Can Do in a Movie TheaterSo, you're all excited to take in the newest Hollywood blockbuster, are ya? Well, hopefully, no one will ruin your night with these boneheaded antics.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned QuietTattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned QuietTattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Learn the Delicately Awkward Art of Having a One Night StandLearn the Delicately Awkward Art of Having a One Night StandFor an experience with no strings attached, the one night stand sure comes with plenty of strings.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Guy Popping Sick Wheelies Defies Gravity, Grim ReaperGuy Popping Sick Wheelies Defies Gravity, Grim ReaperMaybe this fella oughta look into getting a unicycle.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing EaseMammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing EaseOne minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.This is un-pee-lievable.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wife's Birthday Surprise: Awakened With Live 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'Wife's Birthday Surprise: Awakened With Live 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'As far as romantic gestures go, this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz