Get a room.

A man at a monkey sanctuary in India got a little too up-close and personal to the primates when two of them began doing the wild thing on top of his head (there's a joke about giving head here, but we're too classy to go there).

It's the ultimate in monkey business, although in this case monkey pleasure seems more appropriate.

Let's hope these amorous monkeys used protection and offered him a cigarette after they finished up.

Despite the embarrassment, the man should look at the bright side. At least it wasn't just one monkey doing the deed. You don't want to be the dude who's used as a bed for a monkey's auto-erotic activity. Having full-on monkey porn on top of your noggin is better. We think. Actually, we have no idea. Craniums and monkey sex isn't exactly a subject we're thought about before.