Shané Van Der Westhuizen — Babe of the DayShané Van Der Westhuizen — Babe of the DayHer last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Whips Out Gun When McDonald's Runs Out of Egg McMuffinsMan Whips Out Gun When McDonald's Runs Out of Egg McMuffinsYou know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Samuel Adams Is Selling a $200 Beer That's Illegal in 12 StatesSamuel Adams Is Selling a $200 Beer That's Illegal in 12 StatesTalk about a stiff drink.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Kara Del Toro — Babe of the DayKara Del Toro — Babe of the DayToro! Toro! Olé!GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Judge Sentences Man to Write 144 Nice Things About Ex-GirlfriendJudge Sentences Man to Write 144 Nice Things About Ex-GirlfriendIf you don't have anything nice to say, don't text.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
A Baby Boy Named Frankenstein Was Born on HalloweenA Baby Boy Named Frankenstein Was Born on HalloweenTalk about an entrance.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaThe Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry PizzaCan't we just let a pizza be a pizza?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Jessica Ashley — Babe of the DayJessica Ashley — Babe of the DayOver a million people on Instagram see this beautiful babe on the reg. Trust us when we say that you want to be one of those people.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Putz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 YearsPutz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 YearsDon't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Arrested for Drinking After Getting Trapped in Beer CoolerMan Arrested for Drinking After Getting Trapped in Beer CoolerHe's gone from one cooler to another.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Elaine K Ratner — Babe of the DayElaine K Ratner — Babe of the DayShe may be recently married, but you don't have to buy the cow to look at the milk on Instagram. I think we messed that up, but you smell what we're cooking.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
News Anchor Vomits After Eating World's Hottest ChipNews Anchor Vomits After Eating World's Hottest ChipIf you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Hey, Don't Be This Nose-Picking, Masturbating Train PassengerHey, Don't Be This Nose-Picking, Masturbating Train PassengerIt's just another part of living in New York City.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lauren Pisciotta — Babe of the DayLauren Pisciotta — Babe of the DayHer name rhymes with "Is she hotta?" In virtually every scenario -- the answer is yes.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is the Ultimate in 2017Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is the Ultimate in 2017Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Sommer Ray — Babe of the DaySommer Ray — Babe of the DayConfirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Worst (New) Dad Ever Sells Heroin in Maternity WardWorst (New) Dad Ever Sells Heroin in Maternity WardThis dad is a workaholic.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Sydney Maler — Babe of the DaySydney Maler — Babe of the DayMaler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Olga Loera — Babe of the DayOlga Loera — Babe of the DayThis Halloween-loving hottie is always ready to show her boos. GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Brittney Shumaker — Babe of the DayBrittney Shumaker — Babe of the DayDespite what her name may lead you to believe, she may not make shoes. She does, however, make one's pants a little tighter.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors