GuySpeed

Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.

You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.

Talk about a stiff drink.

Toro! Toro! Olé!

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't text.

Talk about an entrance.

Can't we just let a pizza be a pizza?

Over a million people on Instagram see this beautiful babe on the reg. Trust us when we say that you want to be one of those people.

Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.

He's gone from one cooler to another.

She may be recently married, but you don't have to buy the cow to look at the milk on Instagram. I think we messed that up, but you smell what we're cooking.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.

It's just another part of living in New York City.

Her name rhymes with "Is she hotta?" In virtually every scenario -- the answer is yes.

Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.

Confirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.

This dad is a workaholic.

Maler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.

This Halloween-loving hottie is always ready to show her boos.

Despite what her name may lead you to believe, she may not make shoes. She does, however, make one's pants a little tighter.