GuySpeed

Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.

It's appropriate that she's from down under, because her pics make us have strange feelings "down under," if you catch our drift. *winks obnoxiously

We'll never get enough of the Beautiful Australian Bikini Model genre. They are to Instagram what Marvel movies are to theaters.

Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.

We've never been able to describe this level of unbelievable hotness in just two syllables prior to this very moment.

Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.

Bay Area? More like bae area.

This is probably the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you on TV.

Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.

She's really good at not wearing a bra, which is a skill we appreciate.

This will make your head spin.

It's pretty fitting that the word "yes" appears in the middle of her last name. We're guessing she hears that word a lot, and not due to people pronouncing her last name.

America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.

She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.

It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.

This babe is so sexy it almost seems unfair to everyone else. She's on, like, a level of sexy unattainable by most mortals. Luckily, it would appear she doesn't mind sharing said sexiness.

There's fast. There's speeding. And then there's whatever this is.

Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.

You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.

Talk about a stiff drink.