Coco Crisp-- mmm now doesn’t that sound delicious. We loved that Cocoa Krispies cereal as a kid, and now, we can enjoy her in big boy films. Porn, guys. Porn.

Wait-- or is it that dude who tried to make it in the WWE scene but got a major nut-kick his first match and hasn’t recovered since?

Actually, the name is pretty ambiguous. We have no idea if “Coco” is a male or female. Now we feel all weird.

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