12 Female Comics Give ‘Can’t Miss’ Pick-up Lines in the Afternoon Distraction
Women love funny men. Unfortunately, not every guy is as funny as he thinks he sounds. Humor-impaired dudes need a little help from funny females — especially when it comes to meeting women.
Check out these hilarious opening lines from some of the funniest women in stand-up. Our favorite line comes from the adorable yet hysterical Lauren Ashley Bishop. Just say “Hi, I have a job.” No there’s an easy pick-up line that any man can use. Except those who actually don’t have a job.
Read more great lines from female comics here.