Ackley Suicide and Damsel Suicide are a SuicideGirls couple. While you may prefer to think of them as the bread in a you sandwich, they probably aren't thinking about you at all, dude.

Ackley is a big fan of the U.S. Constitution (that's the document, not the ship) and Damsel, while Damsel seems to like Mary Louise Parker and nipple rings.

We can't say these ladies don't have great taste.

Ackley Suicide

Age: 26

Location: California

Occupation: Certified Hustler

Current Crush: Damsel

Into: Skateboards, bass, animal rights, grassroots activism, The 1st, 2nd and 4th amendment, NPR

Not Into: Gun control, animal abuse, child labor, parking enforcement, Ttxes! "The one thing I never could stomach about Santa Clara.... All the damn vampires"

Damsel Suicide

Age: 24

Location: Connecticut

Occupation: Petite little rapper with a super dope flow. Cannabis activist. Cheesehead.

Current Crush: Wentworth Miller and Mary Louise Parker.

Into: Musicians, artists, dirty talk, good baby makin' music, post-sex cuddling, 5:00 shadow, chicks with dreads, reading tarot cards, guys with strong arms, nipple rings.

Not Into: Butch chicks, spiky hair, cut off t-shirts, jocks, high maintenance Barbie doll bitches, preppy boys, dudes who chew tobacco.

 

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