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8 Sexiest Non-Cartoon Babes on Adult Swim

When you're in the market for a good venue to gaze upon the wonders of the female body, Adult Swim isn't the first place that pops into the spank bank quadrant of the brain. Despite what you might think, though, Adult Swim has done a nice job of creating a sweet little lineup of beauties on their live action lineup. Here are the 8 hottest non-cartoon women on Adult Swim.

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Kristen Schaal [The Heart, She Holler]



The Adult Swim show 'The Heart, She Holler' is a bizarre and twisted spoof on a soap opera, with a dark comedic edge. The series stars comedic genius Patton Oswalt, pited against a diabolical, oversexed villain named Hersche-Heartsche, played by the lovely Kristen Schaal. Schaal shows that she is a funny girl who knows how to get a guy's attention.


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Alice Lowe [Garth Merenghi’s Dark Place]



Garth Merenghi's Dark Place was a truly hysterical satirical take on the cheesy, horror dramas of the late 70's and early 80's. It centers around a narcissistic author who is introducing clips of his sci-fi horror tv classic 'Dark Place.' Alice Lowe appears as a character who is madly in love with Merenghi's character. Here's a heartfelt song that explains the series' vicious love triangle.


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Nadia Dajani [Delocated]



Nadia Dajani is infused with such concentrated hotness that she can pulling off wearing a ski-mask, and still get a place on this list. Dajani plays the ex-wife of Jon, the show's main character. Jon and his whole family are in the witness protection program, and so they all wear ski-masks to conceal their identities. Dajani's mask makes her look like the kind of sexy thug we'd glad let mug us. In our genitals. Whatever that could possible mean.


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June Diane Raphael [NTSF:SD:SUV::]



A girl has to be good lookin' if she's gonna be bold enough to rock out three first names, especially if one is the name of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and bring the hotness she does. June delivers an incredibly sexy portrayal of Piper Ferguson on NTSF:SD:SUV::, which stands for National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle. The show itself is a pretty hilarious satire of the countless crime drama shows that probably fill up your parents' DVR.


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Zoe Lister Jones [Delocated]



Another babe from 'Delocated,' Zoe plays the new girlfriend of the recently divorced main character, Jon. The coolest thing about Zoe's character is that she isn't in the witness protection program, so you actually get to see her face, which we enjoy.


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Maria Thayer [Eagleheart]



'Eagleheart' is a show that closely parodies 'Walker:Texas Ranger.' Chris Elliot plays a mystical, dumb-as-rocks U.S. Marshall who is a master of the martial arts, and Maria co-stars as his smoking hot, by-the-book partner. Together they take on drug smugglers and other evil doers, and Thayer injects the exact right amount of hot babe to make the show a success.


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Malin Akerman [Children’s Hospital]



'Children's Hospital' is a hilarious, dark comedy spoof of medical drama shows. Golden rule of good TV: If you're gonna do any sort of medical drama show, you're gonna need some sex, and some hot chicks. This program delivers, and they deliver with the angelically gorgeous Malin Akerman, who plays Dr. Valerie Flame. Because she's hot. Get it?


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Rebecca Romijn [NTSF:SD:SUV::]



All aspiring TV show creators, take note: NTSF:SD:SUV:: knows what's up. If you're gonna call down the thunder of a smoking hot woman to be in your show, aim high. They did, and cast one of the hottest vixens to have ever walked the planet–Rebecca Romijn. Rebecca plays Jessie Nichols, a smart lab tech who fills the “hot-girl-wearing-ugly-glasses” archetype in a way that gets our nerdy imaginations racing.


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