Cameron Simcik is a graduate of Bucknell University. She has written for Her Campus and is currently the Philadelphia Travel City Editor for The Daily Meal and a contributing writer for TheFW and GuySpeed.
When you're working in close quarters with the same people for long periods of time, the air can get a bit hostile now and then. While there's no way everyone in an office can get along perfectly, there are a few employees who find it hard to tolerate offensive actions, like eating other peoples' lunches or stuffing toilet paper in between the stalls so no one sees them on the toilet. It happens.
Bacon is magic in meat form. Add the greasy strips to any situation, and it'a automatically 100 times more tasty: bacon lollipops, for example? Delicious. The Bacon Cup loaded with hot girls? Even better. We didn't think things could get any more awesome, until now. Guys -- bacon taco shells exist.
We can't remember the last time we sat down with a newspaper and really read the news; mostly because we have no idea where to find one these days, and that behavior seems reserved for men of leisure with monocles and pocket squares. At least that's how we picture it. Thankfully, the Old Ebbitt Grill in Washington has come up with a pretty clever way to keep us in the know-- "news receipts."
We're all about the strange -- weird fetishes, showing up naked for interviews; you name it, and we'll probably get behind it. There are a few rare instances,though, when even we get a little weirded out. This, friends, is one of those times.
We're not big fans of winter. The only good part of this season is that it's socially acceptable to grow a burly bush of upper lip hair to keep us warm, but other than that it's just cold, dreary and it's also the season of the flu. Just thinking about the chills, the aching, and the fevers makes us want to curl up and cry for our mommy-- it's awful.
Pizza chains are officially out of control. They're constantly cranking out weird food inventions like crust stuffed with hot dogs and the heart attack-inducing Cone Crust Pizza. It's like they need to up the ante in the game of tomato pies.
We like to think we're pretty funny, despite what our significant others/mothers/everyone we know says. Some people just don't know how to appreciate a well-crafted joke. "You're so corny," and "that's horrifically un-funny" are just funny ways of saying "I love you," as far as we're concerned.
Fran Bailey is a tattoo artist from Newtown, Wales who's been inked with everything from a drunk cat to a plate of sushi. Fran loves it so much, she's even been featured in the documentary 'My Tattoo Addiction.'
Are you a cucumber fan? Don't be gross -- what we mean is, do you enjoy a light cucumber sandwich every once in a blue moon, or a couple cukes in your salads? Well listen up-- switch to organic. NOW. We just got word of some awful news; the genetically-modified ones can make your junk bald.
Recently, we've noticed a dramatic increase in the amount of people using and/or talking about Sriracha sauce, a spicy concoction made from chili peppers, vinegar, salt, sugar and garlic which has been one of our favorites for a long time. Awesome, welcome to the club, everyone.
We like to think of ourselves as pretty adventurous creatures. We'll throw back a few fried turkey testicles if the mood strikes, or dunk our heads in a vat of warm urine for a couple hundred bucks. Unfortunately, there are times when our adventurous actions are backed with good intentions, and go completely unappreciated. Like putting icy hot on our babe's vibrator, for instance.
We like to think man is a talented species. For starters, we're capable of eating Denny's entire 'Hobbit' menu in 19 minutes flat and dominating in ping pong sans arms. There's no better male ego boost than to reminisce over such accomplishments. It turns out our hairy ancestors are talented too.
Criminal activity is getting more and more creative by the day. This means trying to dupe cops requires out-of-the-box thinking and, in some cases, a hankering for ravioli. So if you want to have some criminal fun, you'll have to one-up the last crook.
A guy from Queens took his odd request of a massage and an enema to the right place -- the free online classifieds of Craigslist. It's the home of people asking for all types of crazy trades -- including kicks to the crotch -- so why not give it a shot?
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