Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
McDonald’s Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window to Help Herself
Go ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.
And 2017’s Best City for Singles Is…
Bay Area? More like bae area.
Woman May Have Farted While Guessing a Letter on ‘Wheel of Fortune’
This is probably the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you on TV.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Teen Who Can Turn His Head 180 Degrees
This will make your head spin.
Woman Arrested for Drunk Driving…A Horse?!
It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.
Watch a Car Go a Blistering, Record-Setting 278 Miles Per Hour
There's fast. There's speeding. And then there's whatever this is.
Man Whips Out Gun When McDonald’s Runs Out of Egg McMuffins
You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.
Samuel Adams Is Selling $200 Beer That’s Illegal in 12 States
Talk about a stiff drink.
Judge Sentences Man to Write 144 Nice Things About His Ex-Girlfriend
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't text.
A Baby Boy Named Frankenstein Was Born on Halloween
Talk about an entrance.
The Internet Has Gone Bonkers Over Strawberry Pizza
Can't we just let a pizza be a pizza?
Putz Who Stole a Dollar and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 Years
Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.
Man Arrested for Drinking After Getting Trapped in Beer Cooler
He's gone from one cooler to another.
News Anchor Vomits After Eating World’s Hottest Chip
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.
Be Smart and Don’t Go Through Life Like This Nose-Picking, Masturbating Subway Passenger
It's just another part of living in New York City.
Worst (New) Dad Ever Sells Heroin in Maternity Ward
This dad is a workaholic.
Armed Robbers With Low Expectations Demand Just $1
This is the very definition of small time crooks.
Invisible Car Comes From Nowhere in Bizarre Crash
"Out of thin air" has never been more accurate.
Man With ‘I’m a Pornstar’ Forehead Tattoo Arrested for Groping
This guy is creepy and ridiculous.
Man Carries 26 Beer Steins Into Record-Breaking History
It's pretty amazing what people can accomplish when they set their minds to it.