Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Hilarious Workout Fails Will Make You Rethink Your New Year’s Resolutions
Going to the gym and getting in shape is one of the standard New Year's resolutions. But maybe they shouldn't be.
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-Ups
It's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.
Spoiled Brat Curses Out Grandpa Over iPhone Appointment Because Teens Are Satan’s Minions
You think Millennials are bad? Get a load of what's coming after them.
Don’t You Hate When a Killer Snake Ends Up in Your Christmas Tree?
Here's a Christmas ornament no one wants.
Man Who Detonates a Vest of Fireworks Is a Complete Moron
There has to be a better way to keep warm.
What Are the 2 Worst Words a Dude Can Hear?
Words have power.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Happily Help You Achieve Singlehood for the Holidays
All I want for Christmas is you...to not be in my life anymore.
14 Perfect Captions for This Hammered Santa Claus
Looks like Santa's been a wee bit naughty.
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play the Flaming Bagpipes on a Unicycle
If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break Up
Your holiday plans may be changing soon.
Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins ‘Finland’s Got Talent’
This man has a gas-tounding skill.
Stone Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and Fries
Santa Claus has wound up on his own naughty list.
These 3 Tips Will Help You Rule the Office Holiday Party
'Tis the season to come out of your cubicle and blow off some steam.
Nordstrom Is Selling $85 Rocks In Case You Have Money to Waste
Nordstrom Rack has given way to Nordstrom rock.
Road-Ready Study Reveals Which State Has the Best (And Worst) Drivers
Buckle up, everyone.
What Were the Best Cities for Singles in 2016?
Maybe you're looking for love in all the wrong places.
Ridiculous Survey Reveals Names of Women Who Make the Best Wives
As it turns out, Miss Right does have a first name.
Man Inhaling Gas in Hotel Lobby Has Some (National Security) Issues
This guy is gonna have a Shell of a time clearing his name.
Domino’s Is Creating Pizza-Delivering Reindeer
Looks like presents aren't the only thing reindeer will be hauling this holiday season.
Man Throws Woman Out of Car During Blind Date, Eludes Cops
It's hard to say if this guy is worse at dating or driving.