Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Why Is This Man Smiling Like a Fool in His Mug Shot?
Nothing can wipe the smile off this guy's face.
Very Strange Man Gets Penis Caught in a Wrench. And Then Things Really Go Wrong.
Well, this is some serious monkey (wrench) business.
Couple on a Mission Makes Out Like Nobody’s Business During Live Report on Predators Win
Photobomb. Videobomb. Now, there's makeout-bomb.
Hilarious Craigslist Ad Seeks ‘Generic Dad’ to Man Grill at Barbecue
Calling all dads.
Woman Breaks Neck Sneezing…And Then Again While Laughing
Bodily functions are not kind to this poor lady.
Russia’s ‘Who Can Drink More Vodka’ Contest Was a Fatal Disaster
Okay, Russia -- maybe it's time you learn to pace yourself.
South Korean Politician Walks Out of Airport Like an Arrogant King of the World
Who knew giving a suitcase to someone could be so entertaining?
Walking Cooler Follows You Around Like a Dedicated Mobile Bartender
This is the ultimate beer chaser.
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During Insane 14-Mile Jaunt
Beware the dangers of trunk driving.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
Where Can You Find America’s Favorite Hamburger?
This chain is putting the "five" in "five stars."
7 Rude Things (Besides Texting, Of Course) You Can Do in a Movie Theater
So, you're all excited to take in the newest Hollywood blockbuster, are ya? Well, hopefully, no one will ruin your night with these boneheaded antics.
RompHim Is a Man’s Romper That No One Asked For
This will either be the newest fashion craze or the newest punchline.
Very Courteous (And Very Bad) Burglar Leaves Apology Beer
Even bad guys are nice in Canada.
Learn the Delicate and Awkward Art of Having a One Night Stand
For an experience with no strings attached, the one night stand sure comes with plenty of strings.
Guy Popping Sick Wheelies Defies Gravity, Grim Reaper
Maybe this fella oughta look into getting a unicycle.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing Ease
One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.