Names: The BakeN'Bra Brothers

Location: Traveling show.

Occupations: Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire.

Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive.

5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other.

Skills: Doing everything pictured above while humming 'Sexy and I Know It' in 3-part harmony. (Middle guy is the soprano.)

Their Motto: "We can't believe we ate the whole thing."

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